After nearly a whole months absence, the Ignition team return to bring you all the latest news including: the possibility of a PSP phone; Bioshock Infinite; Stephen Merchant’s appearance in Portal 2; the future of desktops and much more.

Duration: 120 mins

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On this week’s Ignition we discuss Starcraft II’s release; Apple’s latest product announcements; India’s $35 tablet computer; the saga of the Daily Star and ‘Grand Theft Auto: Rothbury’; Firefox 4 and the upcoming gaming releases.

Duration: 100 mins

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This week we discuss the recently announced iPhone 4, Apples status as evil mega-corporation , the announcements we are expecting to hear from next week’s E3 expo and Sony’s failings in the handheld market.

Duration: 85 minutes

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On this week’s Ignition we discuss: Final Fantasy upcoming line of fragrances, Vivid’s attempt to get porn on the PS3, Half Life 3′s possible E3 announcement, the iPad UK launch, The Hobbit film, Google ‘accidentally’ stealing WiFi details, Stevie’s shiny new laptop and much more.

Duration: 58 minutes

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Yes, this is an over used screen shot, but look, just look at it, it sums up the entire film

Where to start. Well, “The Human Centipede (First Sequence)” is one of those films which you probably don’t get too excited about seeing in a conventional way, unless you’ve really got a thing for what is essentially Torture Porn. Kind of like the video nasty which is Cannibal Holocaust (go to Google, but definitely NSFW), we, as human beings, get a sick kind of pleasure in knowing that we are not in the situation the people in Cannibal Holocaust and now The Human Centipede are in.

Basically, The Human Centipede follows the story of three people captured by a brilliant, if criminally insane and deranged surgeon Dr. Heiter and taken to his underground lair. Down there, after the obligatory chase sequence, he performs a complex operation to create a human centipede, joined ass hole to mouth. I think we’re all grown up enough to acknowledge that the shock factor of this has been over played…BUT DUDE, It must really suck to be in the middle.

Yes, the film looks decidedly average, and the fact I got all that information from watching the trailer alone probably doesn’t leave too many surprises other than the inevitable eye-scrunching surgery. No doubt a friend of mine who happens to often acquire videos such as these will be sending it my way sooner rather than later.

The German actor who plays the Dr. is called Deiter Laser, and forms a very cool easter egg in this game...

Anyway, the lack of a licensed video game deal has meant there is a void in the ‘humans joined ass to mouth’ genre, so enterprising Newgrounds user Mockery has released a flash game based on the aforementioned film. Titled accurately Human Centipede, you play as the rifle armed Dr. Heiter, who after getting ambitious with his centipede project, faces rebellion as a long line of humans come crawling after him. Oh, and the odd police officer.

It plays just like the traditional game of Centipede, so is very easy to pick up and play, and thankfully doesn’t tie too closely with the film. It has Newgrounds medals supported and is a well made homage to Centipede, just, in a slightly different form…

Set in sunny Normandy: THE Normandy.

After the weird news that Roller Coaster Tycoon is being made into a movie (eek, podcast spoiler), the studio that has fathered 300, The Watchmen, The Dark Knight and a whole other slew of bend-your-disbelief movies, Legendary Pictures, have acquired the film development rights to Mass Effect.

People worried that the movie might just be an onslaught of explosions may be slightly put at ease by the fact the writer of I Am Legend, Mark Protosevich, is writing the flick.

The Watchmen movie adaptation has been praised by critics and hated by the comic-fans. Will we see a similar avenue with Mass Effect?

Watch this space people! For more info, head here: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2010/05/25/legendary_pictures_mass_effect/

This week we decide not to enjoy the sunshine, but to sit indoors and talk games, movies and tech. On the topic list we have: Red Dead Redemption; Google IO; MUBI coming to PS3; A NES, SNES and Megadrive console; speculation on Apple’s WWDC 2010; a whole heap of infomation on upcoming video games and much more.

Duration: 72 minutes

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On this week’s Ignition we discuss: Playstation Move; Call of Duty: Black Ops; RollerCoaster Tycoon: The Movie; OnLive coming to the UK; Mark Zuckerbergs ‘comments’ on early Facebook users; Transformers 3; Wikipedia’s new theme and ABC reportedly cancelling Scrubs and FlashForward.

Duration: 62 minutes

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This week on the Ignition podcast we cover: the latest video game releases; J.J. Abrams next film ‘Super 8′; Just Dance’s success; the Macbook Air; the Nintendo 3DS ; iPad printing and pricing; the new features inLittle Big Planet 2 and the season finale of Lost.

Duration: 79 mins

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In this weeks edition we discuss the Halo 2 players who refuse to go offline; the release of Ubuntu 10.04; Anchorman 2; Sony being sued over the removal of ‘Other OS’; Google Reader Play; The Ring in 3D and Avatar’s DVD release; the Boy Scouts of America’s decision to create badges for gaming and finally the future of Theora and WebGL in HTML 5.

Duration: 91 minutes.

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